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Kaplan: Trump's invitation to Next Tuesday had hidden meaning

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Comrades,

Apparently “Next Tuesday” no longer means what we think it means, and it causes my neurolinguistic compass to spin wildly.

This disturbing news comes from the most current Hero of Progress, attorney Roberta Kaplan, who has aided the most current victim of patriarchy, E. Jean Carroll, to recover her dignity in the form of $83 million out of Trump’s pocket. According to Kaplan's team of experts, “Next Tuesday” is "a derogatory euphemism directed at women."

Progressive experts never cease to amaze us with their erudition in such matters. Recall how CNN once enlightened us that a “Tea Party” was really an obscure sexual practice among gay men. Today CNN tells us that when Trump says “Next Tuesday,” he really refers to female anatomy. As in the previous case, it required some digging

I’m not a biologist, but doesn’t the Current Truth stipulate that biological distinctions are passé, and anatomical features are a free-for-all among genders? But let’s hear it from the horse’s mouth.
 
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In a separate anecdote, Kaplan detailed the end of the deposition when she was set to leave, saying that Trump told her: “See you next Tuesday” – a phrase that is often used as a derogatory euphemism directed at women.

“We come in the room and I say, ‘I’m done asking questions’ and immediately I hear from the other side, ‘Off the record. Off the record. Off the record.’ So they must have planned it. And he looks at me from across the table and he says, ‘See you next Tuesday,’” she recounted.
 
Kaplan said that she was initially confused, as their next meeting was set for a Wednesday. “You could tell it was like, it was like a kind of a joke again, like teenage boys would come up with. But again, I wasn’t in on the joke,” she said.

“I wasn’t in on the joke, so I had no idea. Then we get into the car and my colleagues are like, ‘Robbie, do you know what that means?’ And I’m like, ‘No, what are you talking about?’ They tell me and I’m like, oh my God, thank God I didn’t know because had I known, I for sure would have gotten angry. There’s no question I would have gotten angry,” Kaplan said.

CNN has reached out to representatives for Trump and Habba.

I fear all comrades are due for a crash course in advanced neurocunilinguistic programming to stay abreast of the Current Truth. I hope I'm allowed to say "abreast" since breasts are now equally shared by all genders, regardless of their shapes, sizes, and physiological function. Right? Right?
 
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Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 2/2/2024, 1:19 pm — Replies 10 — Views 349



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